“Where are you?”
“I’m in the party department!”
“Is it still working?”
“Yes!”
“Where are you?”
“I’m downstairs!”
“Is it still working?”
“Yes!!”
We’re expermimenting with the range of the California Exotics 7-Function Vibrating Egg, an egg-shaped vibrator with a wireless remote, to see how far she can walk away with the egg while I stay in one spot with the controller. It turns out she can get to the front of the store – downstairs from where I am. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the layout of Fairvilla, it used to be a movie theater if that gives you any idea.
The Cal Exotics egg is the first one Stephanie recommends in this line of vibrators, which fits vaginally and has a small cord (so it doesn’t get lost) and a remote you can hang onto or give to a partner for a little bit of public thrills that no one else at the restaurant/party/theater has to know about.
“It’s all about personal preference,” she says “You want something firm so you can get it in there,” but you don’t want something too big for comfort or that gets too hot and the Cal Exotics egg has a comfy polyurathane coating plus seven speeds and an on/off switch.
My favorite part, though, was having her run all over the store with the thing and shouting to me that it still worked from quite far away – it’s Fairvilla after all, and most people don’t bat an eye when they overhear unsual conversations but two girls playing Marco Polo with a vibrating egg definitely stands out, even at Halloween time.
So if you want to experiment with a toy that gets to your inner reaches from the outer reaches, the California Exotics 7-Function vibrating egg is one to look into. It’s also as close to a functioning long distance relationship as some of us might ever be able to get.
The remote egg can also be used anally. If the user is worried about the egg getting lost, the string can be anchored to the crotch of a pair of panties to assure it doesn't go too deep and can be easily retrieved later on.
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