Movie Mondays: The gift of exploration

       Porn is a highly personal thing.

       That’s a bit of folk wisdom I usually throw into the wind on Mondays when I do an adult film review but since it’s Christmas I have a different bit of advice this week on how to invest your adult film dollar. DVD’s are a magic bus to fantasy and if you’re in relationship it’s way more fun to take the trip together, which is why I recommend getting a Fairvilla Megastore video membership or a gift card with which your honey can get one.

       Picking out movies with your sweetheart is great on a lot of levels. If you’ve never done it it’s a novel experience and novelty tops off relationships like an extra inch of vodka tops off a half-drunk screwdriver. It’s an intimate bonding experience, you get to giggle a lot and the best part is that you can explore ideas in a way that’s really, really easy.

       Some couples can be on the most wonderfully intimate terms and still have a hard time saying what they want. Sometimes it’s a lot easier to point than to speak. For example:

       * You are browsing the store together.

       * You see a title like “Slave Training with Mistress Blucher” (or some such thing).

       * One of you points and raises a pair of hopeful eyebrows.

       * The other either shakes their head “No,” in which case you move along, or allows a look of intrigue to dawn on their face in which case you check it out together.

       That’s a pretty cool discovery to make and a potential dimension to add to your relationship. And THAT is a pretty freaking cool gift.

       A membership is only $20 ($35 if you’re paying cash and don’t have a credit card to run) and the buyer has to be present to rent but you can put someone else’s name on your card (make sure you straighten out those particulars at the store before buying) and rentals are $4. I know there’s a lot of freebie porn on the web, but it’s not as much fun to huddle around the laptop as it is to browse the shelves and get even more ideas for things you might want to explore one day.

       Plus with the store being decked out for the holidays you get to see a lot of stuff I can guarantee you’re not going to find at Big Lots. Take, ferinstnace, these Pornaments by Dirty Flirty, glass ornaments with a shiny metal finish which you see sprinkled about this post. They come in about a dozen varieties, like this sexy snowgirl, bondage teddy and stud Santa (there’s also some extremely nasty elves, gingerbread people, Christmas vixens and a topless angel) just to remind you that this may be a G-rated season but there’ still some X-rated fun to be had. 

(PS: Yep, you can get the spiffy Xmas ornament glasses there, too...)