Among many other vendors, Wazzabi sushi in Winter Park provided this lavish human buffet, which I hovered around like I had a crush on the tuna. I learned a great truth here: you know you have moved from vigorous youth to comfortable mid-life when there's a gorgeous man laying mostly naked on a table in front of you covered in sushi and you're all about the sushi, providing witty comments like 'Yeah, he's very handsome. Is that yellowtail?" and keeping an eye on how much salmon is left.
Elizabeth, the lovely young woman pictured, said when questioned that bathroom breaks were not a problem for her - she didn't think about it, plus the sushi was getting hoovered up so fast it would be easy for her to get up any second now (possible second sign of age: considering what it's like to be a human sushi boat and having toilet access be first consideration).