Liz story: Going Down in History, pt 2

Last week we discussed the fact that June is Oral Sex month - who designates these things and whether they do so after an especially good evening I don't know, but it gave me the chance to write a two-parter for SeXis. Last week was Going Down in HIstory Part 1 and this week we have  Going Down in History, pt. 2 where I talked to author/editor Rachel Kramer Bussell (editor of Tasting Her and Tasting Him, oral sex stories) and Mark Kernes of AVN magazine. Dirty? Maybe. But tasteful...

Wishful Kinking: What if High End companies made sex accessories?

Sure, there are some companies, like Sportsheets, that give you a few color options in your kink wear, but what if some really high end/ designer-y/ la-di-da companies made bondage sheets, dildos and restraints? Check out my Wishful Kinking on SeXis and find out! (pictured: Martha Stewart depression glass dildo...it's a start...)

Liz Story: Oral History, pt 1

June is oral sex month.
I know, I know. It's just like Valentine's Day, right? If you really love someone you don't need an occasion - every month is oral sex month! But since there is a designated time to celebrate lip service and it's one party I can totally get behind, here's my most recent piece for SeXis magazine: Going Down on History: pt 1 Enjoy!

Star Wars Pancake Molds

...and being so cheered up from the last post reminded me I could not resist sharing these Star Wars pancake molds found on The Luxury Spot. I've got a good feeling about this...

Happy Chair is Happy

Since that last post was so dour and actually really depressed me to write I went ISO a cheer up and found one instantly on the lolcats website I Can Has Cheeseburger. They link to a number of sites that bring instantaneous happiness like this one Happy Chair is Happy which is all about showing faces in inanimate objects - not like Jesus appearing in pancakes or anything, but like this "disapproving kayak."
      It's true: the best things in life are free, except for the cost of a computer, the interwebs, your electric bill and your apartment to keep it all in. But apart from that...

Porn Star Murder Suicide in CA

They say art imitates life and lots of us aspire to lives that imitate art, but you better think long and hard about wht you want that art to be or it could turn out to be something tragic off of Lifetime for Men.

       That’s not a real channel but if it were the story of the murder/suicide of the homeless porn star would surely be on it.

       Steven Clancy Hill, stage name Steve Driver jumped off a cliff and killed himself after threatening to do so with a samauri sword (here is is playing the President in "Palin: Erection 2008"). Members of the LAPD had spent eight hours trying to get Hill to surrender after planning to “subdue and apprehend him using some sort of less-than-lethal weapon.” Hill had allegedly used another sword to attack fellow employees at Ultima DVD, an adult film company where he worked and evidently also lived.  After being informed that he was being fire and would be asked to vacate the premises Hill attacked one co-worker and then two others who rushed to helped the first, including Herbert Wong, stage name Tom Dong who’s attempt to aid his injured colleague ended in fatal injuries: Wong later died in the hospital. The other two men were severely hurt.

       Hill had a history of violence and had threatened to kill a teaching assistant with a handgun at a Maryland college if he wasn’t given an A in a class.

      

       There are a lot of things about this story that are an ugly and telling snapshot of this moment in US culture. The most outstanding to me is that if you’re thinking of going into the glamorous business of porn that even Palin-spoof stars can end up are living in their studios which sounds an awful lot like homeless to me.

       Then there’s Herbert Wong. If you just saw someone get attacked with a sword, what would you do? I’d like to think I’d try to help but probably I’d run like hell. You never now what you’re made of until you’re in the situation: Mr. Wong was made of heroic stuff. It might not be celebrated on the news very much but to the victim he tried to help it always will be.

        

"10 Over 80" - 10 octogenarian writers who still got it

Thank you, thank you to Ward Six for putting up a list of “10 Over 80” ten authors still going into their eighth decade to counteract the incessant noise made by –and about - the young. Those of us who intend to live, work and irritate people well into our 80’s need some role models too. In the likes of Harper Lee, Beverly Cleary and my favorite Doris Lessing (click the link to read how annoying she found winning her Nobel Prize) Ward Six has provided some inspiration and a big, wrinkled middle-finger to youth-centricity. Take that, ya rotten kids. And get outta my yard.

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DJ of Love / Dance your way to pleasure

DJ of Love: My belly dance music recommendations and my story in SeXis magazine on the awesome benefit of belly dance as excersize: http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/sexual-health/improving-sex-with-belly-dancing-0526102/