Liz on MyPleasure: Valentine's Day Alternetives

I've never met anyone who loves Valentine's Day. Even people who are nauseatingly in love don't look forward to seeing just how short they come up on the celebration or how much they overshoot. Obligation is not romantic.

Romance is define by tailoring, personalizing and surprise so time-honored romantic accessories (candy, dinner, holiday sex) is, by definition, are opposite of romantic. They are expected. They don't require any thought. They are average. (Except flowers. You can never go wrong with flowers and tulip bouquets are on sale right this minute at Publix, I'm just sayin'.)

Herewith, then, are some Alternative Valentine's Day Ideas I wrote up for the MyPleasure website. I hope they're useful and if they are I should never know because your success will be too personal to share.  xo

Liz in SeXis magazine: Start the Evolution Without Me

There's nothing I like better than a story about how sometimes destiny just comes to you on a platter and in this case it happened literally. I love, love, love this story of scientists in Vietnam making a totally accidental discovery that made the question "Are Men Extinct?" come up yet again, as it will once in awhile. For the answer read Oh, you sexy lizard! which involves natural cloning, drunken restauranteurs an why men are important. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did!

Liz on MyPleasure: Come on, feel the noise

A woman in Britain was recently arrested for sex noises....good thing to know that real crime like murder, theft and assault must have been totally done away with if they have time to arrest someone because her neighbors are jealous of her sex life! For real though, most people make some kind of noise in bed and many are self-conscious about it. Here's why you should be LOUD AND PROUD if you want to be.