What did you have to be thankful for?

In catching up with Sex Feed I realized thatlate November had some fun stories in it, stories that make me thankful that, while I have to wade through the bad news the world coughs up at least I get to concentrate on a lot of fun things......like Cocksox,  a bra for penises and a penis so big you can only see it from a plane ..like Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis making Marine dreams come true...and a Gay wedding for Archie comics.

The WTF section included the World's Heaviest Woman resuming her hot sex life!, making many people wonder "And I'm not getting any? Not to mention the fact that disembodied spirits - Ghost sex: Suddenly it's everywhere! - may be getting more than some of us with perfectly good, corporeal parts.

Best weird story of late November: Biblical Lego sex. Don't ask. Just click. (picture from "Sodom and Gomorrah" section of "The Brick Testament")


Sad news came with the death of Ken Russell, who gave us sexual imagery we'll never forget, tedious "Oh, you again," news came with the announcement of Herman Cain's alleged affair.....crazy news arrived in the form of an eavesdropping husband, tries to strangle wife...intriguing political alliances found their way into the news with Stripping protests in the Middle East...depressing news out of Egypt  with Journalist in Cairo describes beating, sexual assault...a strange story that at least contains the phrase "bacteria-riddled afterbirth," because you don't have enough of that in your life: Birth control for bison could, oddly, lead to more births....somewhat heartening news that Worldwide, number of AIDS cases hits plateau...a bizarre and frightening story out of Africa Gangs of women raping men in Zimbabwe? and an intriguing one out of Scandanavia: Swiss vote on publicly funded red light district

And finally, neurology confirms something we guessed - that your brain is more lively when other people are naked: Your brain works faster with nude bodies.

What's not to like! Happy late Thanksgiving!









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