Catching up with Sex Feed

Jeez. Ever feel like the time train has left the station and there you are on the platform in your bathrobe with your cup of coffee just waking up and thinking "What the F? Are we moving along already?"

I started playing catch-up with my Sex Feed posts for SeXis magazine - which I was writing 12 of a week for awhile there - just before New Year's. The holidays very very happily distracted me from the cares of the world and there were a lot of them for women in mid-December, including a report showing that 20% of women have been sexual assault victims and a fraternity's "who would you rape" survey (and people wonder why 'frat boy' is a slur). No wonder Hotels for Women Only have become a travel trend.

There was some comedy, though, including Paul Rudnick's All-New Kinsey Scale in which the writer takes the Kinsey sexuality criteria, -  i.e., how straight are you, how gay are you? - and expands it just a smidge to include references to Mandy Pantankin and museums. Also much-loved was the billboard of the Virgin Mary looking at her pregnancy test results. And one that was scary/funny: Pilates move causes breast implant to lodge in woman's rib cage. It's 1 pm. Do you know where your boobs are?