What if your nude scene turns out to be a comedy?
Every once in awhile you see some TV show where somebody gets locked out of someplace naked and has to be rescued by a bemused passerby. Desperate Housewives, An American Werewolf in London….even Garrison Keillor tells a story of being nude in a hot tub and finding himself locked outside. We see and hear these things and we laugh at the awkwardness, thinking they never really happen or at least not to us. Well, guess what. I now have intimate knowledge of what a singular pleasure it is to give the AAA operator the laugh of the week. There she is, stuck inside on a glorious day, listening to all those sad, angry, exasperated, hot, sweaty, broke people freaking out on the side of the road and then you bob up on the call list. You say you’ve locked your keys in your trunk, hem and haw about where exactly you are then finally blurt out that you’re at a nudist resort, failed to put your keys in your pockets because you didn’t have any and ask her to send someone insta...