Long before anyone ever heard of butterfly ballots, Floridians were used to living in a punchline. The warm, moist wang of America has always seemed to invite an eccentric brand of trouble and whenever we hear a weird headline - plagues of snakes, gorilla skulls for sale, "Pregnant cougar turns herself in after escape" (wasn't me) we wince and wonder if it's us. It usually is. We don't have our own category on Fark.com for nothing. So it's a banner day to come across a news story in which, in some way, we aren't the class fuck-up. Cue the Las Vegas Sun's "One Nation, Seven Sins" by Abigail Goldman in which geographers from Kansas State University mapped which parts of the country were the most and the least afflicted with anger, lust, gluttony, pride, sloth, greed and envy (yes, we imagine they did get paid). Wrath is calculated by the number of violent crimes reported to the FBI per capita while envy by the number of t