1-Minute Video: Fulfilling a fantasy at Fairvilla Megastore




The Pipedream Fantasy Pleasure Tape in Fairvilla has lots of uses - a non-sticky bondage tool, a blindfold, costuming - and here, sales associate Clarence comes up with a use for it 
that everyone has dreamed about but not very many people will ever get to do.
Thanks to Doug Rhodehamel for cinematography and Clarence Hannah for being a 
one-take wonder. :)
Click image above and Enjoy!

Comments

  1. AnonymousAugust 28, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    I loved when he looked at you when you said "black." And THEN..... !

    LOLOL

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  2. AnonymousAugust 28, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    Liz- I want to go shopping with you next time you go! Vicky (one of your Twitter followers) :)

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  3. Jim @ Movie Brain RotAugust 28, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    Funny and quick! I loved that.

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  4. chas_mAugust 28, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    Clarence is a true treasure at Fairvilla and we genuinely miss his genuinely insightful, usually hilarious pearls of wisdom. Tell him we said adult store up here just aren't the same without him!

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  5. evidentressAugust 29, 2009 at 8:52 PM

    At first I didn't realize he was in on it. I was just watching him check you out and respond when you said "black". Heh! I always enjoy your videos!

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