Why Hot Monkey Love is so Hot
A friend sends me a dazzling postcard from the island of Corfu in which he says this, and pretty much only this: German primatologists now know why monkeys scream during sex. In a study of Barbary macaques it appears that the female monkeys scream during sex because it helps the males ejaculate. When the females were noisey the male climax rate was 59% as opposed to 2% when they were quiet.
Jeepers. Doesn't anyone just say "Having a great time wish you were here?" these days?
Noisey sex keeps coming to my attention. First the monkey study, then a Britcom ...a Britcom...the most staid element of entertainment since the hymn....turns up with an episode about a couple of old swingers keeping everyone awake with their howling and bed-squeaking. When something is drawn to your attention twice in a brief time span it usually means something - I think it means I'm supposed to show you this clip - again, something I recently stumbled across - from "The Four Seasons," a 1981 comedy about three couples who vacation together every year. In this scene one of the guys has brought his much younger girlfriend on a boat trip with the other couples. They're all already driving each other crazy and the noisy screwing of the new pair add insult to injury. Classic:
This is, by no means, encouragement for you to keep it down. Go ahead - let out your inner monkey. You know you want to make the neighbors jealous.
"the most staid element of entertainment since the hymn"
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