A Very Special Emmy Award Idea

       “Craigslist diaper fraud” isn’t a Google search string you may have ever envisioned yourself using,  but I got the chance today after seeing a report on WKMG Local 6 news last night about a Brevard County man who was arrested for defrauding women into changing diapers he didn’t need.
       There is a fetish called paraphilic infantilism, defined by Campbell's Psychiatric Dictionary under autonepiophilia as “a paraphilia in which sexual arousal and orgasm are dependant on the subject acting as or being treated as an infant. The subject may need to wear diapers, for example, in order to become sexually aroused.” (Below is video from the Tyra Banks show with Dr. Victoria Zdrock talking a little bit about the nature of this and other fetishes).
        Sean Kelly was charged with organized fraud for offering to pay women to take care of him in this way and then not doing so (see the detailed story and video here ). To make it clear, it’s not the fetish – it’s the fraud – that's the issue here.
       What prompted me to post about this today wasn't the infantilism, but watching Tony Pipitone’s report last night and thinking there should be some kind of special Emmy for broadcasters who can get through this kind of thing without even a trace of "WTF?" in their manner (you'll see JR Stone delivering the morning report in the link about). Many people may learn about paraphilic infantilism from this case. I learned that I will never play poker with a newscaster. 

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