Have a Prickley Holiday!



      Happy Thanksgiving! What the hell are you doing online?
      Wait, let me guess. Hiding from your family.
      Liz knows. On the very day you're away from work and meant to be having a good time you find yourself sitting with a handful of people you only see once a year for a reason. Well, here are some things you should know:
        a) Wine purchased from gas stations isn't so bad. Have a snootful while you're standing on the door mat waiting to ring the bell. Sneak it into the bathroom.
        b) You may be alarmed to find that one of your relatives is a teabagger or otherwise avid Fox news fan. Now that you're drunk it'll be fun to tell them what "teabagging" actually means over dinner, especially if grandpa's alive and present. If you're not drunk enough show them this video:



c) If Thanksgiving is really awful just think of it like premarital sex - at least now you know and you can dodge the bullet of commitment that is Christmas.

      I won't be maudlin by listing all the things I'm thankful for this year - there are tons, but you'll get enough of that elsewhere. What you won't get enough of is Edith Prickley doing turkey bondage. I nominate her for the next Macy's balloon. Who's with me?

Happy Thanksgiving!!!







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