Where was the Lorax? Man tries sex with a tree

         A 21 year-old man in Airdrie, Scotland was arrested for trying to have sex with a tree. Must have been a hot date for him to get a woody like that.
         OW! I know, and if you want to read more shameless puns about his sticky situation check out the Scottish Sun.
 - they totally got the dirt on this shady character. He plead not guilty to public indecency so he either willow won't be in trouble; it’s in the elm of possibility but hard to o-pine at the moment (the tree pictured is not the victim, who is surely being protected by Special Branch.)
         The Sun mentions another Scot who attempted sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire. Must have been stoned. 

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