Where was the Lorax? Man tries sex with a tree

         A 21 year-old man in Airdrie, Scotland was arrested for trying to have sex with a tree. Must have been a hot date for him to get a woody like that.
         OW! I know, and if you want to read more shameless puns about his sticky situation check out the Scottish Sun.
 - they totally got the dirt on this shady character. He plead not guilty to public indecency so he either willow won't be in trouble; it’s in the elm of possibility but hard to o-pine at the moment (the tree pictured is not the victim, who is surely being protected by Special Branch.)
         The Sun mentions another Scot who attempted sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire. Must have been stoned. 

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Save Them All: A trip to Best Friends Animal Society in Utah

Buy my book: Crazy Little Thing: How Love and Sex Drive Us Mad

Say Ahhhhh: Drive-Thru Pap Smears in the COVID era