Liz story on MyPleasure: Donate your boobs to science (just for a day)

When a young college student, Purdue's Jen McCreight, decided to test an Iranian leader's theory that immodest dress causes earthquakes she decided that today, April 26, women should dress as immodestly as they can (mostly showing cleavage) and participate in "Boobquake" to see if he's right. Read all about it on the MyPleasure website: Boobquake 2010: Can Cleavage Make a Quake? and show off some skin in the name of scientific endeavor.
     In recent years I've taken mom's advice on age-appropriate dress ("You don't want to look like  Baby Jane Hudson,"), i.e., cutting back on the decolletage, short shorts and anything with a cartoon character on it, but today...it's for science. And yeah, that's me in my belly dance days (2008) offered up along the theory that digital skin counts.
     Now if it works....if we get a huge quake on Boobquake day...then what? Well, I will maintain my faith in science...but I might consider joining a convent, too. Is there any such thing as an order of agnostic nuns?

THIS JUST IN: MyPlease is offering discounts on nipple toys in honor of Boobquake! Check them out on Twitter and get the promo code:


MyPleasure is supporting Boobquake (http://wp.me/pEH4i-8O ) with 15% Off All Nipple Toys – Use Promo Code Boobquake: http://bit.ly/5KtEGI 
(PS: You know you want to use 'nipple toys' as a name for something in your life. Your next password? Your band name? Your authorized bio by Kitty Kelly?)

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