Things You Can't Know About Sex Until You're Older / Liz on Alternet

It's not so much that I want to turn back time, ala the Cher song. That wouldn't help. I would still be the same misguided me that made the mistakes I'd now like to fix.

No, the key to do-overs lies, as do so many things, in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - to be able to go back and tell yourself how to proceed, since you know what the future will bring
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Since those time portals aren't open to us (yet), here's some stuff I wish I'd known when I was younger and that might recognizable to others,  things like 'if you need to drink, you shouldn't be doing this,' and 'being smart won't help with love.': Things You Can't Know About Sex Until You're Older.

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Photo of Bill & Ted meeting themselves from Digital Polyphony.

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